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For better or for worse Netflix suggestions

Netflix’s suggestions for Jonathan before he deployed/handed his account over to me:

  • Breaking Bad
  • How I Met Your Mother (I’ll ignore how angry I still am with him for calling me Ted Mosby. Lots of people like to make lists, JONATHAN.)
  • National Geographic’s The Truth Behind: Zombies
  • “Violent Suspenseful Independent Serial Killer” movies (Should I be worried?)
  • Discovery Channel’s How the Universe Works
  • South Park
  • “Goofy Foreign Crime Action & Adventure” movies (I’m not worried anymore.)

Netflix’s suggestions for Jonathan after seven months in Afghanistan without consistent internet access while I’ve used his account:

  • Freaks and Geeks (Okay, that’s fair.)
  • Extreme Couponing
  • Whores’ Glory (Netflix calls this a “social and cultural documentary” so stop reading into this.)
  • Auschwitz: Inside the Nazi State (Really, Netflix? Are you profiling me now?)
  • After Porn Ends Documentary (Now I’m starting to get offended, NETFLIX.)
  • Sister Wives (This is legitimately my favorite TV show, so that makes up for calling me a whore I guess.)
  • Who the (Bleep) Did I Marry? (…Should I be worried?)
  • Confessions: Animal Hoarding

In Netflix’s defense, I might have a problem with animal hoarding.

Animal hoarding starts young

My sister and I started hoarding animals at a very young age.

I can quit puppy hoarding any time I want. JONATHAN IS A FACILITATOR.

I can quit puppy hoarding any time I want. JONATHAN IS A FACILITATOR.

P.S. Here's a close up. Those cats are really, really happy.

P.S. Here’s a close up of me choking our cat Sadie. Those cats are really, really happy.

0 thoughts on “For better or for worse Netflix suggestions

    • Simba (the orange one, for obvious reasons) was extremely unhappy when we were born. I want to edit this photo to include a “Kill. Me.” thought bubble over his head.

  1. Your expression actually is a bit maniacal as you are abusing our poor Sadie. Retribution, I suppose, for the ridiculous orange bow and baggy shorts in which I dressed you.

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