Unless, that is, you’re looking for Blue Curacao at the liquor store in order to make a purple Ravens cocktail. BECAUSE IT’S SOLD OUT EVERYWHERE.
Jonathan is a Raven’s fan, so it took three liquor stores and a lot of determination to represent for him while he’s in Afghanistan on game day; if love can be measured by the amount of effort my mom and I put into making this purple cocktail, then you’re going to need a dozen or so rulers to measure our love. Or just, you know, a tape measure.
Enjoy the game, football fans. Enjoy the commercials, everyone else.